Sunday, March 05, 2006
I'm brown. A lovely golden brown.
Araman's Net User Note: Currently accessing the net through "Hair We Do" - a local hairdresser. (I told them I would compose a huge fart should they not let me online.)
Yes, I do believe I’ve broken my record. I haven’t showered for over 9 weeks. If my Mum and Dad were still alive, they would be surprised by the colour of my skin. Not the general Proolks’ paper-white that my family all possess – more a sun-baked brown. Its quite surprising the colour you can acquire from simply kneeling behind an idle cars exhaust pipe, to gather heat.
Yes, I do believe I’ve broken my record. I haven’t showered for over 9 weeks. If my Mum and Dad were still alive, they would be surprised by the colour of my skin. Not the general Proolks’ paper-white that my family all possess – more a sun-baked brown. Its quite surprising the colour you can acquire from simply kneeling behind an idle cars exhaust pipe, to gather heat.
Composed by Joel at 5:52 pm 
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lol haha hey mate nath here, nice... umm... name..newho lovein the stories mate there fuckin halarious and stupid good stuff keep it up mate. hope uni's goin as well as you hoped. i no tafe is its fuckin awsome. neway ile chat to ya later champ cya.
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