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After begging on the city streets all morning, using a cardboard sign and an empty 1 litre carton of milk – I finally had enough to afford a Cornetto. What didn’t surprise me, was that when I entered the Supermarket to ask for the Ice Cream – the checkout chick thought I was giving her cheek, so again I met security and was kicked out. Why you ask? Because Cornetto’s are one of the dearest Ice Creams on earth, and if I was in the Checkout Chicks position, I probably would of thought a Bum like me, asking for an Ice Cream such as a Cornetto was a joke too. For a Cornetto isn’t targeted at Hobo’s – really I should be aiming for a Calippo or a Paddle Pop. When people think Cornetto, generally they picture a well-built Metrosexual BMW driver, who plays soccer on the weekends and brushes 3 times a day.

Composed by Joel at 6:33 pm


Saturday, April 01, 2006 I fit the target audience for Paddle Pops. Araman’s Net User Note: Standing in the IT section of Harvey Norman, I’m updating this blog under the pretense that I’m a potential buyer (just checking the computer’s Internet Capabilities). Although I think the Staff have caught on, the manager will probably be here in any second. After begging on the city streets all morning, using a cardboard sign and an empty 1 litre carton of milk – I finally had enough to afford a Cornetto. What didn’t surprise me, was that when I entered the Supermarket to ask for the Ice Cream – the checkout chick thought I was giving her cheek, so again I met security and was kicked out. Why you ask? Because Cornetto’s are one of the dearest Ice Creams on earth, and if I was in the Checkout Chicks position, I probably would of thought a Bum like me, asking for an Ice Cream such as a Cornetto was a joke too. For a Cornetto isn’t targeted at Hobo’s – really I should be aiming for a Calippo or a Paddle Pop. When people think Cornetto, generally they picture a well-built Metrosexual BMW driver, who plays soccer on the weekends and brushes 3 times a day. Composed by Joel at 6:33 pm Comments: bloody check out chicks, it goes back to the old adage you should never judge a book by it's cover. cheers nerak # posted by Anonymous : 7:57 pm Post a Comment << Home	ARAMAN PROOLKS An atypical itinerant homeless man. Honest, entertaining and refreshingly original.
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