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Saturday, April 01, 2006A late Sunday Activity - Matching Pairs.Araman’s Net User Note: Inquiring on the availability of certain Movie Titles in a Video Store, it got to the point where the Owner had looked up over 47 different titles for me – now indifferent, the owner adjusted the Monitor and Keyboard so I could look up any title at will – while pretending I was doing so – I posted this blog entry. Today I went searching the streets for money. People drop all kinds of things but money is the most common. I can’t lie to you and say that if I found somebody’s wallet I would return it to the closest convenience store or inform the Police – I look upon wallets as one would look upon finding a lost heirloom, or discovering Gold in their backyard. Today I found something even better – well almost: A set of Car Keys. The bad thing is that, I found them right on the edge of a car park that accommodates over 800 cars – so if I was to get a spot of Sunday Driving done, I would have to act quick in finding the matching Car. I got to a stage where I was testing 4 cars a minute – at this state; it would take me nearly 3 and half hours to test them all. Unfortunately, in my deep state of concentration I failed to notice that a number of people were now watching me – and it was only until I placed the key into another random white vehicle – a Cop Car, that I at last I stopped. The Policeman instantly asked for an explanation, where I smartly replied: I parked my car here several hours ago, but I’ve forgotten which one was mine. |
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